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           Scary story #2 : True
     There is a photo in China that has a Bride an a Groom.  It is their wedding photo.  The bride is like Mona Lisa, some people think she is smiling some people think she is not smiling.  Anyways people so said that she was smiling died after a few day.  For example,  When a old man said the she was smiling he died a few days after.  Also a little girl said that the swas smiling but she died not a long time after she said that.  THE END
     
              Funny story #1 : NOT TRUE
      Three men survived a shipwreck but they went on shore on an island where cannibals lived,  the cannibals told the three men that if they could shove 10 this up their bottom they can live.  
The rule was that the men had to shove 10 of the smae fruit up their bottom but each of the men had to shove up a different fruit.  While they shove it up they are not allowed to laugh.  The first man brought 10 pineapples.  He successfully shoved 3 up his bottom but could shove the remaining 6 so the cannibals ate him.  The second man brought 10 blue berries.  He shoeved 8 blueberries up his bottom but sadly he laughed on the 9th one.  The leader of the cannibals was very curious why he laughed when he was so close to surviving.  So he leader asked him, " why did you laugh? you were so close to living."  The second man answered while still chuckling a bit, " I saw the thirf man bringing watermelons" And with that the cannibals had a great big party with a lot of food 
                     THE END ,